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What You Always Suspected About Hillary

  Now you know.   Sleep well.

Hillary And That Tea Bag

  Basically, the quote of the day:  Quoting another first lady, Eleanor Roosevelt, she (Hillary Clinton) told supporters in West Virginia: "A woman is like a tea bag. You never know strong she is until she is in hot water."

How Obama Could Still Lose

  Slate magazine asked readers for examples of ways Barack Obama could still lose the Democratic nomination. And boy did they come up with some ideas, way, way out there ideas.   Examples:

And Cheers To You

  Most people who drink usually seem a little happier

He's Still Got It

  Seems Bill Clinton can still make them swoon.   Campaigning for his wife in North Carolina, two people fainted during his speeches at different venues. Of course, one of those was an eldery man, so go figure.

Republican Top Ten List On Obama

  Prior to Barack Obama appearing on David Letterman, the Republican National Committee put out their own To Ten list - on why Obama isn't ready to be commander-in-chief.   10. Thinks our enemies will be peaceful if only we invite them over for coffee.

The Three Stooges

  Maybe, maybe not. We'll just have to wait and see.

The Candidates In Four Years

  Someone had a little fun playing with the presidential candidates' mugs to show what they'll look like in four years.   Considering the Oval Office probably is the most stressful job around, they're probably right on target.

Bitter Voters For Obama

  That "small-town bitter voters" comment continues to haunt Barack Obama.   But his supporters are, as this press report states, turning lemons into lemonade with a new T-shirt. The shirt states "Bitter Voters for Obama 08"

Obama's A Mac; Clinton's A PC

  Or so says The New York Times in a recent article.

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